You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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