idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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