I want to have your abortion
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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