That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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