He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I looked at my own cervix.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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