before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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