I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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