Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
