I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
