well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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