if you like me you must not know who I am
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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