Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Damn victory sex feels great
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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