i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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