Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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