it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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