I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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