after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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