its not stalking. its research.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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