Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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