talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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