my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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