My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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