I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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