Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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