I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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