The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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