You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
farters have to be the big spoon...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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