Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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