What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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