and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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