Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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