Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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