I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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