I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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