They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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