Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
tell me about the fingering
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize