did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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