Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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