are you still at the devil's house?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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