in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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