It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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