Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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