I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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