Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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