Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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