everyone is single if you try hard enough
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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