This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he was CRYING into my vagina
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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