Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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