I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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