She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He felt like a one man threesome
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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