Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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